{"product_id":"60k-golf-cart-loud-obnoxious-going-nowhere","title":"60K Golf Cart Loud, Obnoxious \u0026 Going Nowhere T-shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLoud, Obnoxious \u0026amp; Going Nowhere Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLoud, obnoxious, and going nowhere fast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLoud, Obnoxious \u0026amp; Going Nowhere Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the side-by-side crowd that already knows how this game works: spend money, make noise, break parts, fix it, and do it all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front keeps it simple with a small \u003cstrong\u003eLoud \u0026amp; Obnoxious\u003c\/strong\u003e left-chest print. The back brings the full joke home with the complete \u003cstrong\u003eLoud, Obnoxious \u0026amp; Going Nowhere\u003c\/strong\u003e design — made for the people whose machines are rarely quiet, never cheap, and somehow always need one more repair before the next ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one fits the SxS and UTV owners who have turned noise, parts bills, and bad ideas into a lifestyle. It works at the dunes, in the desert, around camp, in the garage, on the trailer, or anywhere riders start comparing what broke last weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull \u003cstrong\u003eLoud, Obnoxious \u0026amp; Going Nowhere\u003c\/strong\u003e back graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall \u003cstrong\u003eLoud \u0026amp; Obnoxious\u003c\/strong\u003e left-chest print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt specifically for SxS and UTV culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny without looking generic or soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for riders, wrenchers, and people who keep fixing the same machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo-sided DTG print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the \u003cstrong\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle\u003c\/strong\u003e, a lightweight \u003cstrong\u003e4.3 oz. tee\u003c\/strong\u003e made with soft ring-spun fabric and a modern classic unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt has a softer, cleaner everyday feel than a traditional heavyweight shirt without feeling flimsy. The 64000 features \u003cstrong\u003etaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/strong\u003e for added comfort and durability, along with a \u003cstrong\u003etear-away label\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFiber content varies by color. Solid colors are \u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, while heather colors use cotton\/poly blends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"5\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"5\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"5\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"7\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"7\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"7\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Modern classic unisex fit. 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