I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.

I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.

Dark Chocolate / S
$32.99 USD
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I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
  • I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.
$32.99 USD
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I Like Rocks, Beer, and Maybe 3 People. Tee

Some people need a big social circle. Some of us need rocks, a cold beer, and maybe three people we can tolerate.

The I Like Rocks, Beer, and Maybe 3 People. Tee is built for wheelers who prefer trails over crowds and low range over small talk.

The front keeps it simple:

ROCKS. BEER. 3 PEOPLE.

The back finishes the thought:

I LIKE ROCKS, BEER, AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE.

It is built for the people who know a good trail day does not need a crowd. Just decent terrain, a cold beer at the end of the day, and a very short list of people you actually want around.

This one is for rock crawlers, Jeep owners, buggy drivers, trail crews, and anybody who would rather spend the day in the dirt than making conversation with a bunch of random people.

Why It Works

  • Bold I Like Rocks, Beer, and Maybe 3 People. back graphic
  • Simple Rocks. Beer. 3 People. left-chest front print
  • Built around real off-road humor for actual wheelers
  • Made for people who prefer trails, low range, and a short guest list
  • Cream/off-white dominant artwork
  • Weathered beer-gold / mustard accent
  • Small dusty-blue accent
  • Rig Ready Gear original artwork
  • Available in Black, Dark Heather, Dark Chocolate, Military Green, and Navy

The Shirt

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle, a lightweight 4.3 oz. tee made with soft ring-spun fabric and a modern classic unisex fit.

It has a softer, cleaner everyday feel than a traditional heavyweight shirt without feeling flimsy. The 64000 features taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and durability, along with a tear-away label for a cleaner fit and feel.

Fiber content varies by color. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, while heather colors use cotton/poly blends.

Size & Fit

Size Width Length
S 18" 28"
M 20" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"

Fit note: Modern classic unisex fit. Width is measured flat from armpit to armpit; length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Garment measurements can vary by approximately ±1.5".

Care

Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.

Made to order.