Every bad trail decision starts with confidence.

The I Know a Shortcut Tee is for the person who has confidently pointed down a questionable trail and said the five words everyone else immediately regrets:

I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

The back runs with the joke using a wandering route line, wrong-turn marker, and the final verdict:

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

The front keeps it simple with:

TRUST ME.

Which, in hindsight, was probably the first warning sign.

It’s built for wheelers, trail crews, off-road families, and anyone who has ever turned a supposedly faster route into an extra two hours, a recovery, or a story that gets brought up forever.

Why It Works Large I Know a Shortcut. back graphic

Famous Last Words. punchline

Compact Trust Me. left-chest companion

Route-line graphic communicates the joke without clutter

Distressed aged-bone typography with muted oxblood accents

Fits Jeep, rock crawler, buggy, SxS, and general trail culture

Two-sided Rig Ready Gear original design

The Shirt Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² tee made with soft ring-spun fabric and a modern classic unisex fit.

Taped neck and shoulders add comfort and durability, while the tear-away label keeps the inside clean.

Fiber content varies by color. Solid colors are typically 100% ring-spun cotton, while heather colors use cotton/polyester blends.

Size & Fit Size Width Length S 18" 28" M 20" 29" L 22" 30" XL 24" 31" 2XL 26" 32" 3XL 28" 33" Modern classic unisex fit. Width is measured flat armpit-to-armpit; length is measured from high shoulder to hem. Approximate manufacturing tolerance: ±1.5".

Care Machine wash cold with similar colors. Turn inside out when possible. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Do not iron directly over printed artwork.

Made to order.