If you've spent enough time around old rigs, trail repairs, questionable fixes, or anything held together by stubbornness and spare parts, you already know how this story usually starts.
The front keeps it simple with STILL RUNS. on the left chest. The back finishes the explanation:
IT WAS FINE WHEN WE LEFT.
Garment: Gildan 64000 Softstyle A lightweight 4.3 oz. ring-spun tee with a modern classic fit that sits cleaner than a boxy heavyweight shirt without feeling tight. It has a soft hand, taped neck and shoulders for added durability, and a tear-away label. Fiber content varies by color: solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, while heather colors use cotton/poly blends.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
How to measure: Width is measured across the shirt from armpit to armpit while laid flat. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.